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So, this is not my first blog... However, this is the first one that I think I'm actually going to maintain. I love to write... What better thing to write about than the adventures of the munchkins and I... So here goes.... Yesterday we went to this amazing place... Conner's A-Maizeing Acres. It's located in Hilliard, Fl. Not too far from my homestead! The kids and I head out. Of course since it's Saturday, the glorious day of yard sales, I HAD to stop at a few. Spend WAY too much money and let Zac roll his eyes at me while he points out another sign! That a boy! Trained him well! OK... Upon arrival to the maize, I have to change my bittiest of bitties because well the morning was quite cold and so mommy had to dress her in a cute long sleeve dress with her cowgirl boots(of course)... Now at a whopping like 80degrees (can't find the degree circle on my keyboard) I had to change her into a cute little blue jean skirt and a polo, leaving the boots on(duh)... that took a whole like 20 minutes because she HATES to wear clothes! ((BOY AM I IN TROUBLE)) So then we finally get into the maize. Phew here we go.... We head straight over to the little people corral where you have to be 4 years old and YOUNGER... So, Boogie Bear and Nanna Boo head straight for the pint size tractors and of course FIGHT. lol... There was like 50 little people in there to begin with and adding my two with the 10 pint size tractors, you can only imagine the fun chasing the kids as they try and "take" what wasn't there's and tell them, "no, you have to wait your turn".... Imagine a 10 month old understanding that concept... yeah, you get it! So after about 30 minutes in the mini-maize and numerous "wait your turn's" I finally got a picture of the bitties on a pint size tractor and headed out to explore the rest of the place... We notice a HUMONGOUS slide made out of what looks like plastic tubes for giants, Boogie Bear gets SUPER excited!!! ((WHOA, this toilet seat is cold!!ANNN-E-WAYSSSS))He and Super Z head over to stand in the line, Just to be told that boogie Bear was too young to SLIDE... EKKK, that started the throw down of the soon to be 3 year old! Oooookay, so we head to the next adventure... ((back to my comfy recliner now!!)) the moo-cow train... Super cute!!! It's a bunch of barrels painted like holsting cows(with a place to sit), hooked together drug by a tractor... So...Super Z and Boogie Bear stand in the LONG line to ride the train... While doing so, Nanna Boo and I stood on the side lines watching the train come and go. Then all of the sudden OW!!! yes OWWW!!! I was getting stung by bee's! Those viscious yellow and black bee's were all over my hand and Nanna Boo's leg! As Im slapping them off of me, Nanna Boo is laughing hysterically at me... Come to find out, the bee's were ALL OVER Nanna Boo's stroller! ugh, they wouldn't leave it alone. So, I pushed it to the side and just left it there... Yup, just left it there! Now, the boys are about to take their ride on the moo-cow train, so I go over my speil of "dont let Boogie stand up" "keep your hands in the barrel" "and DONT let him pee on anything" AND OFF THEY GO.............. Boogie Bear Mooing the whole time... HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! Now, they are done.... They get off, Boogie bear is still mooing, we walk to the next ride, me carrying Nanna Boo, and dragging the stroller by it's handle. Yes, bee's were still flying around in it. Next ride was the "HAY RIDE"... We get to sit on a trailor and ride through the fields stopping to feed the cows... Big stinky, fly ridden, long tongue lickin' cows... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! While standing in line for that ride, after waiting another 30 minutes, we finally get to the FRONT of the line for Boogie Bear to grab his peepee and tell me "pee on tree mama"....... Me: Boogie, can you wait? Boogie:ye(s) maam Me:okie dokie Now on the ride, we feed the cows, lots of fun for the little one's. Super Z thought they stunk and had too many flies on their backs, so of course he had to slap at the flies and we got swarmed with flies... Ugh! Ride goes on and on and on...... Now, time to get off.... We climb down off the trailor, walk towards the stroller. As I lean in to check the stroller for bee's, I ask Super Z to keep an eye on Boogie bear, to my surprise, as I turn and see............ Wait for it......... Wait for it............ Has his pants down, pee pee out, peeing!!!!! Right there in front of everyone and all their mothers!!! What do ya do?!? You can't tell a freshly potty trained boy who is used to peeing out in the country to pinch it off and go to the potty! So, I try and turn him around so that all the mothers and their little prissy girls dont see how contry-fied my boy is... AND............. he peed all over my foot!!! yup, if I had cold feet at all, Boogie Bear took care of that for me! Nice and Warm ALL OVER MY FOOT!!!!! Yeah, that was the best part of the day....... I mean it made ME and Super Z(who by the way just turned 13) almost pee in our pants laughing so hard!!! AND that.......... was ( i need to think of a cute saying) I'll do it later.... lol so it's to be determined..